Tired of your life? Let me rewrite it for you! Just email at least five and no more than ten (preferably ten) pictures of yourself, from which I will choose five to rewrite your history. No need for suggestions, just attach ten photos to your email, and I will do the rest. There will be no photoshopping, mainly ’cause I suck at it, but I do need your permission to use your pics on my blog. At least I think I do. Fuck it I don’t care, I just started this blog and no one reads it anyway. I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.