Monthly Archives: May 2010

Lost Finale Ruined By Local Catastrophe

Well Lost is over and I must admit, I am sad. It’s kind of like losing your hot, crazy, butt-sex loving girlfriend—that you could never quite figure out, but you didn‘t really care. She also drove you nuts sometimes, but … Continue reading

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Tow City Blues

As I’m heading full steam into my second attempt to live in New Mexico, I’ve found myself thinking back almost fondly to my years spent in Chicago, and the often unbearable winters I had somehow endured. In the few months … Continue reading

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You Too Can Have Your History Rewritten!

Tired of your life? Let me rewrite it for you! Just email at least five and no more than ten (preferably ten) pictures of yourself, from which I will choose five to rewrite your history. No need for suggestions, just … Continue reading

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Rewriting History With Five Pics #1

Born Franklin Delano Cocke to Holden Cocke, a part-time florist/secret agent, and Ivana Cocke, a Bulgarian-American supermodel/podiatrist, Frank lived an ideal life his first few years. Home schooled by Swedish astrophysicists in Tibet, Frank was informed of winning the Coveted … Continue reading

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In Honor Of Mother’s Day: Fun With Email.

At least ten times a year I am forwarded some such nonsense as this, usually care of my mother whom I sometimes regret ever giving my email; so I have decided to offer up the “Eric Wilson” edited version of … Continue reading

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Heathen

When I was a wee lad I felt the flames of Hades flowing through my loins. No really, I did! I was surrounded by the supernatural. The world was filled with magic, and I could channel the power of Beelzebub, … Continue reading

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